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THCA & Legality
What is THCA?
THCA (tetrahydrocannabinolic acid) is the raw, non psychoactive precursor to THC that lives in hemp before heat ever gets involved. Everything we sell is hemp derived and stays under 0.3% Δ9 THC on a dry weight basis, exactly the way the 2018 Farm Bill likes it. Apply heat, and it wakes all the way up.
Wait, this is actually legal?
Yes, and we keep the receipts to prove it. Our products are federally compliant under the Agriculture Improvement Act of 2018 (the 2018 Farm Bill), containing less than 0.3% Δ9 THC on a dry weight basis. State laws vary and change, so it is on you to know the rules where you live before you order. We do not ship to states where THCA is prohibited. No exceptions, no winking.
Will this make me fail a drug test?
Very possibly, yes. THCA converts to Δ9 THC the moment you heat it, and the byproducts can light up a standard drug screen like a Christmas tree. If you get tested, do not use these products. Anyone promising you a hemp flower or vape that beats a lab is lying to your face. We refuse to be that person.
Do you actually check my age?
We do. You must be 21 or older, full stop. We require age confirmation on the site and reserve the right to demand identity verification on any order. The toaster cards everybody.
Quality & Testing
Is any of this lab tested, or should I just trust you?
Trust nobody, read the numbers. Every product is tested by an accredited third party laboratory, and a certificate of analysis (COA) is linked on every product page and collected in our searchable Lab Results library, matched to the exact batch you are buying. If we cannot show you the paperwork, we do not sell it.
What is solventless rosin?
Concentrate pressed from ice water hash using nothing but heat and pressure. No butane, no solvents, no chemistry set. That is why it tastes like the flower it came from instead of a lighter.
How do I store my flower so it does not turn sad?
Cool, dark, airtight. Keep it away from heat and light in a sealed container and it holds its potency and terpenes for months. Treat it like it is expensive, because it is.
Shipping & Tracking
How fast are we talking?
Beat the 3:00 PM Pacific cutoff Monday through Friday and your order ships the same day via USPS. Order after that, or on a weekend, and it goes out the next business day. Shipping is $10 flat, and free the second you hit $100 or more.
Is the packaging discreet, or is my mailman about to know everything?
Your mailman learns nothing. Plain, unbranded outer packaging, no reference to the contents, odor controlled. What arrives at your door is strictly between you and the toaster.
How do I track my order?
The moment your order ships, we email you the USPS tracking number. You can also look up any order anytime on our Track Order page with your order number and email, and we will email you the status again when you do. Refresh all you want.
What if my package is lost or shows up wrecked?
If it arrives damaged, or tracking swears it was delivered and it is nowhere on this earth, contact us within 7 days and we will make it right. Full details live on the Shipping Policy page.
Orders, Payment & Returns
What payment methods do you take?
Checkout runs through our secure payment processor, so we never see or store your card number. Your payment options show up right at checkout.
Can I change or cancel my order?
We ship stupid fast, so email info@toastedthemosted.com the second you know. If it has not shipped yet, we cancel and refund you in full. Once USPS has it, it follows the return policy.
What is your return policy?
Unopened products in their original sealed packaging can come back within 30 days of delivery for a refund of the merchandise price. Opened items we cannot take back, given what we sell. If your order shows up damaged, wrong, or missing pieces, contact us within 7 days at info@toastedthemosted.com and we will replace or refund it in full. The Refund Policy page has the fine print.
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