Flower · Indica
Placeholder Strain Two
The couch has a gravitational pull.
THCA 26.9%
- Free shipping $100+ $10 flat under that
- Same day ship order by 3PM PT weekdays
- Discreet plain box no branding, odor controlled
- Lab tested COA on this batch ↗
Hemp derived · contains less than 0.3% Δ9 THC on a dry weight basis (2018 Farm Bill). For adults 21+. Know your local laws before ordering. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA.
The Rundown
Placeholder description: a heavy indica leaning THCA cultivar for the end of the day. Replace with the real strain story.
Specs
- Potency
- THCA 26.9%
- Δ9 THC
- Δ9 THC 0.18%
- Type
- Indica
- Top Terpenes
- Linalool, Myrcene, Humulene
- Effects
- Deep body, slow blink
- Aroma
- Grape candy, lavender, fresh bread
- Grow
- Indoor · hand trimmed · slow cured
Straight Answers
How should I store it?
Keep it in a cool, dark place in an airtight container. Away from heat and light it holds its potency and terpenes for months.
How strong is it?
This batch tests at THCA 26.9%. Start low, especially if you are new to high THCA flower, and give it time before going back for more.
Will this show up on a drug test?
Most likely yes. THCA converts to Delta 9 THC when heated, and standard drug tests screen for THC metabolites. If you are subject to testing, do not use this product. There is no hemp flower or vape we can honestly promise will pass.
Is this legal where I live?
These are hemp products with less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC by dry weight, federally compliant under the 2018 Farm Bill. Some states restrict or ban THCA. We do not ship to states where it is prohibited, and you are responsible for knowing your local laws before ordering.
How fast does it ship?
Order by 3PM Pacific on a weekday and it ships the same day in a plain, odor controlled box with zero outside branding. Free shipping at $100 and up, $10 flat under that.
